Monday, March 28, 2011

Birthday princess


I haven't been up to London to visit the Queen but I have been to see our very own Princess Amelia for her third birthday:
The Disney dress was very much appreciated
Not quite used to wearing a crown yet.

Birthday lunch with bambino-cino

But Ben prefers cucumber
Look, I'm a penguin
Party picnic with cousin Charlotte

Thye best way to party is to ignore your guests!      
Seven days later it is Ben's first birthday. What a bore!
We can have fun together at the park now 
Benjamin thinks he can scramble up the net now that he is 1  
 We had a fun-packed birthday visit with parties, trips to the Cotswold Wildlife Park and the local park and countless other activities. Everyone was exhausted except the children!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Ignorance of the law

While criminals cannot plead ignorance of the law as a defence, I wonder what the position of their lawyers is? Here are some snippets from a book available in US but not here in UK,Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History, sent to my brother by a Greek friend currently visiting Australia. I am sure the appeal is equally universal.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


I hope these have cheered you a little amid all the gloomy and troubling news.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

A short interlude

I will be away for a while, celebrating the birthdays of two of the grandchildren: Amelia (Millie) will be 3 and Benjamin will be 1. I'm expecting a lot of fun but not much rest.  Back soon.
 

Sunday, March 06, 2011

A trip into the past

Since retiring, the days and even months seem to slip by without my taking any particular note of them. Random Distractions' fifth birthday passed last month without any fanfare but today I had a reminder of some of those early days of blogging when someone kindly left a comment on this post from 2008. I am afraid I was singing the praises of my son on that occasion, too!

Looking back at the topics I used to write about, the blogs I followed and the friends I made then, has been really interesting. Some of the people I got to know continue to be friends -  D of 60goingon16 has become a close personal friend, while others remain in their 'virtual' state but are treasured nonetheless.

Random Distractions has changed more than I expected, though. I used to write far more about books and current affairs. Life has disrupted my reading time, so I rarely review books now; the birth of three grandchildren has led me into knitting and sewing and granny boasting on a scale I never imagined to be possible; and a few unpleasant disagreements led me to avoid writing on controversial subjects. The newly retired professional woman turned into a domestic grandmother!

Spring is definitely in the air now so perhaps it is time to dust the cobwebs out of the old brain. I'll let you know how that is going after my trip to Oxfordshire later this week to celebrate two grandchildren's birthdays. You see what I mean..........!


Spring in the air

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Mother's Pride

This isn't actually another post about bread - I'll save that for tomorrow. It's a bit of the real stuff. I know that boasting is not a pretty trait but what mother would not want to crow, just a teeny bit, when her son's profile is featured on the prestigious normblog?

The son is mine,  the rest is all his own. Congratulations, Brit!

Friday, March 04, 2011

Women's World Day of Prayer


Today, the first Friday in March, all over the world women will gather to share prayer, information and action. Each year, women from one country prepare the service to be used and this year it is the turn of the women of Chile, who have chosen  bread as their focus in How many loaves have you?

Women from all of our local churches will be joining together this afternoon and I have been busy baking the bread that will be shared. Although it is the Women's World Day of Prayer, the congregation will, we hope, be mixed.

It is really good to think that this world consciousness of the people of Chile began this morning at dawn in Tonga and will go on through 170 countries until it ends 35 hours later in Western Samoa. The idea of the women of the world uniting in this way is really thrilling. I hope you can join us.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Just forget it!

Does anyone remember this ad from 1961?


I am seriously considering forgetting about washday despite all my previous posts about washing lines. Today we got our water bill for the next 12 months and it is a staggering 1,080GBP or 1,762USD or 1,271euros. However I say it, it sounds a lot!

Here in the South West of England we have the highest water rates in Britain. They (South West Water) blame it on the holiday makers and the beaches. I blame it on the greedy directors. I think this year we will be mostly smelling.......

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Dabbler giveaway

My son brought some Bath Ales for us to sample at Christmas and very delicious they were, my favourite being Gem. Pop over to The Dabbler now for your chance to win a case. Even if you don't win, you will receive some recipes.  Watch this space for the results of my culinary efforts.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Greek yogurt dessert in a hurry

I have just returned from a week of family visits in Bristol, Oxford and Lancashire. Looking forward to a leisurely weekend of catching up on sleep and reading, I was horrified to learn that the MM had committed us to a Sunday lunch party and committed me to taking a dessert for 10 people. With no time to go further than the corner shop, what could I do but ring my brother for the recipe for the delicious dessert he had served just a few days ago. He had said that it was quick and easy and so it is:

Ingredients
1 packet digestive biscuits (I used about three quarters of the pack)
500g tub Greek yogurt (0% fat is fine but my shop only had the full fat variety)
1 small can condensed milk (this is the light version, making up for some of the butter to follow!)
Butter
1 large lemon

Method
Put required amount of biscuits in a plastic food bag and crush with a rolling pin. Place in base of serving dish. Pour on melted butter and press mixture down to form base of dessert.
Zest the lemon and reserve for decoration.
Pour yogurt, condensed milk and the juice of the lemon into a bowl and stir until smooth. The mixture will be quite runny but have faith, it will set to a cheesecake consistency.  Pour it on top of the biscuit base, sprinkle the lemon zest on top and put in the fridge.  It will be ready to serve in about an hour but mine will stay in the fridge until tomorrow.

Voila! One delicious dessert to serve at least 10 people, made in less than 10 minutes. Thank you, brother.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

South Riding by Winifred Holtby

South Riding
Author  Winifred Holtby
First published 1936
Paperback 544 pages

This reissue of Winifred Holtby's classic novel anticipates a new Andrew Davies television adaptation to be broadcast soon on BBC One. The trailers promise BBC drama at its best but I recommend that you rush out and beg, borrow or buy a copy of the book before it gets to the screen. Don't be put off by the 544 pages, it is such an absorbing story with such varied, realistic characters that I found myself staying up late into the night to read just one more chapter and then one more....

South Riding. An English Landscape is set in the fictional district of the South Riding of Yorkshire in the early 1930s, a period overshadowed by the impact of the Great War and the Depression. It is a period of change and resistance to change. There are those who want better living and working conditions for the working classes: better education, housing, health care and more opportunities for girls to fulfil their potential. On the other side are those who want the old traditions to continue, with a social hierarchy based on land ownership and loyalty. These issues will be decided by members of the local council, each of whom brings his or her own passions and interests to the council chamber.


The two conflicting views are represented by Sarah Burton, the feminist, liberal, young headmistress of the girls' school and Robert Carne, the gentleman farmer of the centuries old Maythorpe Hall who is passionate about his farm, his horses and his loyal tenants and labourers. Their stormy relationship has been likened to that of Mr Rochester and Jane Eyre but South Riding is far more than the unfolding of an unlikely love story, it is a complex work of social history, idealism, heroism and suffering.


The book begins with a list of Characters in their order of appearance that runs to six pages. It is a measure of Winifred Holtby's skill as a writer, as well as her compassion for and understanding of people and their concerns, that each character is fully rounded and memorable. There are no simple heroes and villains, every good person has some flaw, frailty or blind spot and every scoundrel has at least one redeeming feature.


The members of the South Riding County Council are a motley crew, some of whom seek to serve their local community while others use their position to further their own interests. They have limited funds to allocate and must balance the needs of specific groups, such as the unemployed and the slum dwellers, against investment in commercial interests that would benefit the area as a whole. Plus ça change!


South Riding is considered to be Winifred Holtby's masterpiece. It was published a year after her untimely death at the age of 37. It is beautifully written and totally absorbing. The landscape is as much a central character as Sarah Burton, Richard Carne, Alderman Mrs Beddows and Lydia Holly, the 14 year old girl from the Shacks who wins a scholarship to the High School. It encompasses her passion for education, social justice and feminism. It is as relevant today as it was in 1937.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Saved by my pathetic broadband connection

I thought I was pretty savvy to the dangers of telephone and internet scams but I got caught out yesterday.   The caller said he was a "Windows Support Advisor." I was suspicious and questioned him as to  why he was calling and how he had my telephone number. He said that my details were registered  when I bought my computer and that they contacted Windows users when they received 5 error reports. My windows applications had been corrupted by a virus and he needed to guide me through the process of repairing the damage.

Still suspicious, I followed his instructions and clicked on computer management and saw warnings where he said I would and accepted that this was a genuine call. He told me to highlight certain items in the list and delete them. I tried but wasn't able to delete them and he told me to open Internet Explorer so that he could help me directly. Fortunately for me, broadband in rural areas is poor and using my landline disrupts the internet connection. I couldn't get online. I asked the advisor to call me on my mobile but he said he wasn't allowed to do that but gave me a number to call him back on. Again, fortunately for me, the reception was poor and I said I would get help from someone else and rang off.

This is what I discovered when I rang PC World's TechGuys:
Microsoft do not have your personal details
Microsoft never call you
If I had managed to get online the bogus caller would have either gained access to my passwords etc or got me to download a virus

I will no longer complain about my BT Total Broadband that is anything but! I was saved by its inefficient technology.

Monday, February 07, 2011

Gifts to lift the spirit

On 60goingon16 today,   D writes about a campaign called Give and Makeup, which aims to provide toiletries and make-up for women who have escaped from domestic violence. The recent announcement that local authorities are withdrawing funding from services for victims of domestic violence means that the charities that do such vital work will rely more than ever on our support.

You will find all the information and links that you need on 60 going on 16 and here is a shortcut to the list of things the charity would like. This seems to me an easy way to do a little to make women who have lost  confidence in themselves to look and feel a little better.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Washing lines#3

I've just been reading about Victorian wash days. I was surprised to find that these were not weekly events but probably only took place about once a month. When I read the instructions for landering in the Girls' Own Paper of 1899, I understood why ordinary housewives, who had no servants to do the work,  would need time to recover in between what were wash weeks rather than days:
Monday - Steeping (soaking)
Tuesday - Washing
Wednesday - Folding and Starching
Thursday - Ironing
Friday - Airing

 Have you noticed that there is no mention of drying? Surely that should follow the starching?  I could easily become distracted at this point and explore the culture of washing or ironing the laundry but I am supposed to be writing about washing lines, so I will not digress.

I like a neat and orderly washing line. The sheets, pillow cases and duvet covers go out first thing in the morning so that they are usually dry when the towels, tea cloths, table cloths and napkins are ready to hang out. Nowadays, thank goodness, I don't have rows of shirts on the line but when I did, they were pegged at the tail. Dark coloured items next and, if it is a really warm and windy day and I can get everything dried outdoors, the socks are pegged by the toe, in pairs. Oh, and in case you are wondering, trousers and skirts are pegged at the waistband. I am afraid that the Random Distractions washing line has nothing random about it!



Now for that rather special line that I mentioned in my last post:
 I bought this Picture Puffin book in 1967 to use with my first primary school class. It has delighted many children, especially my deaf pupils who always loved stories with a strong visual element. My own children loved it and now Millie and Charlotte have been introduced to it.

Farmer's wife, Mrs Mopple hangs her washing out to dry, using good old-fashioned dolly pegs, but the wind blows each item off the line and onto one of the farm animals so that when she comes to collect her laundry she finds:
A pig in a petticoat
A turkey in a nightcap
A chicken in a muffler
A jersey cow with ten horns
A rabbit with the measles

That would never happen if she used a tumble dryer now would it?

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Washing lines#2

The next essential item after the washing line is the peg, or pin as our American friends would say. My mother had wooden pegs that doubled up as toys.
We would slot one peg inside another to make guns when we played at being cowboys in the garden. On rainy days, we would draw faces on the peg tops and drape them in bits of fabric to make characters in our little theatre, made from a shoe box.

Sometimes gypsies would knock on the door, trying to sell pegs they had made from two bits of wood bound with twine or, as in this picture, metal bands.
They were not very good pegs but people would buy a few because they felt sorry for the women who were trying to scrape a living.

When I had my first job and flat (apartment), I wanted the latest style in pegs; first some very flimsy plastic ones that used to break, leaving the laundry on the ground.
Then a different style but still plastic
These stayed on the line but were no good at pinning anything thicker than a handkerchief or a pair of tights. If I did manage to squeeze them on over a thicker item, I wouldn't be able to get it off again. And, of course, it took much longer to peg out the washing with coloured pegs because they had to be colour matched to each other and the clothes!

For years I used this type,
These are fine until the spring breaks and then the washing ends up on the ground again. So I now use some superior cushioned pegs that don't leave pressure marks on sweaters.
Unfortunately, the problem with colour-matching has resurfaced. (I hope no-one believes that!)

Where do you keep your pegs/pins? I have always favoured a bag
 but some people prefer a bucket

My mother-in-law always left her pegs on the line, ready for the next wash day. I could never do that. Some habits are so deeply ingrained that to change them would be to betray my Lancashire and Irish forebears. The washing should never be left on the line after sunset and the pegs should be put in the bag and brought indoors. I may never have whitened my doorstep but I have always brought in my pegs!

Next time - hanging methods and a very special line.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Washing lines#1

Fine Lines a celebration of clothesline culture  by Cindy Etter-Turnbull doesn't appear to be available in UK but Canadian and US readers can get it here. I was lucky enough to win my copy at Letters from a Hill Farm.  It is a highly entertaining as well as informative book and well worth the effort of tracking down a copy. Each section had me reminiscing, remarking on the changes in our domestic habits over the last 60 years or so and frequently laughing aloud.

I was surprised  to learn that in some parts of Canada and US clotheslines are banned! I haven't heard of that happening here yet but we all know that where America leads England tends to follow. I'm getting my "Hands off my washing line!"  placard ready, just in case. My first thought on a warm, breezy day is how much laundry can I get washed and out to dry? It would be a brave official who would try to stop me!

You might wonder, as I did, at the idea of a clothesline culture. Don't people just put their washing out to dry in the sun? Believe me, after reading just a few pages of Fine Lines, I realised that the how and where of laundry drying is embedded in our cultural identity. I don't intend to spoil the book for would-be readers but I am going to pick out a few aspects of clothesline culture to explore here over the next few days. Do join me with your own memories and observations.

Nappy drying service at Butlin's holiday camp 1955
My mother always had two long washing lines made of rope and supported by wooden props. She would have approved of the rows of nappies blowing in the breeze in this picture from BBC archives. However, she would not have had that tattered nappy on display for the neighbours to see! Less than perfect items were dried on an indoor rack in the kitchen.
 There were more wet Mondays than dry ones in Lancashire, so this ceiling clothes rack was in constant use along with the 'clothes maiden'
I think this was a northern name because when I moved to the south of England I could only buy this type and it was called a clothes horse:
I didn't see any props in the southern gardens, all my neighbours had pulley lines. My Lancashire soul needed a prop so a friend made one for me, a little more sophisticated than this one, but not much!


My cottage garden is too small for a proper washing line so I now have a rotary line that can be packed away in the garage when not in use and I have a tumble dryer and the Aga for those wet days.
 
Modern appliances are useful but not nearly as satisfying as the old ways of doing things. As a young mother, I loved to look out on my rows of terry nappies blowing in the wind. I loved the fresh outdoor smell of the dried laundry and was really surprised when one of my neighbours told me that she never dried her washing outdoors because she hated her clothes to smell of the sea.

My mother had very precise ways of hanging out the washing. It was sorted and folded and put in the basket in the order it was to pegged on the line. The basket was carried out into the garden with the bag of pegs and a damp cloth for wiping the line - skipping that would lead to trouble if she found a dirty mark on a shirt or sheet. Next time I'll look at pegs and how the clothes were hung out to dry.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Uplifted by birdsong

When my friend D and I met up yesterday, we exchanged belated Christmas gifts. We share a love  of garden birds and D gave me this book and CD of birdsong:
I have been playing it in the kitchen this morning while baking, making soup and generally pottering. It created the most relaxing yet uplifting environment and I achieved far more than I had planned. The birds in my garden are  busy eating to ward off the cold at present and their singing won't begin until the spring weather arrives. Thanks, D, this has brought spring and summer into the house!

One of my favourite poems is Siegfried Sassoon's Everyone sang. He wrote some of the most powerful poetry of WW1 but this poem is full of hope or, as he himself described it, release.  Like the birdsong, I find it very uplifting:

Everyone suddenly burst out singing;
And I was filled with such delight
As prisoned birds must find in freedom,
Winging wildly across the white
Orchards and dark-green fields; on--on--and out of sight.

Everyone's voice was suddenly lifted;
And beauty came like the setting sun:
My heart was shaken with tears; and horror
Drifted away ... O, but Everyone
Was a bird; and the song was wordless; the singing will never be done.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

With cheerful voice

It is probably far too late for New Year greetings but this is my first post in 2011, so here goes: Happy New Year!

Where have I been and what have I been doing? Well, the days have been full and have flown by but there is nothing terribly exciting to report. I've been quite preoccupied with some difficult situations among family and friends, where cancer is affecting far too many people who are dear to me.

Then a few days ago, I had an email from my long-time blogging friend, e, who said she was missing my 'cheerful voice.' That made me realise how deep into despond I was sinking and that I really ought to shake myself out of it. I have been reading some of my favourite blogs and finding that many of you have been writing about things that make you cheerful and grateful and this morning the postman brought me a package from Nan at her Hill Farm; it was a book that has had me chuckling all day.  Thank you all for kick-starting my optimism. I'm now ready to think of my own reasons to be cheerful.

I have plans for writing about the book that arrived today but that is for later in the week. In the meantime I will just remind myself how lucky I am:

My three lovely grandchildren

 
Living by the sea
 First signs of Spring

A lunch date with my dear friend D at the Exeter Inn tomorrow
Now that I have started, I can think of hundreds of reasons to be cheerful. I must be out of the doldrums at last!  I've been in something of a royalist mood since seeing The King's Speech last week so here is a clip from the celebration of the 50th anniversary of the Queen's coronation in Westminster Abbey. It is undoubtedly "with cheerful voice."
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Millie picks a winner

The names of all the entrants for the Flower Fairy bag kit draw went into Millie's bag and Millie  kindly agreed to interrupt her task of scattering toys around the living room floor in order to pick out the winner. I apologise for the poor photographs but if you have ever tried to get a two-and-three-quarter year old to co-operate with a camera, you'll understand and forgive!

The polar bears want this one
Shall I open it?         

I wish I could read.
The winner is Jodi!

Congratulations, Jodi! I'll be sending the kit off to you as soon as the Post Office opens after the New Year holiday. I'm sure you will enjoy making it up for your little granddaughter. I don't think Millie was swayed by all that flattery, by the way; I'm fairly sure that she can't read yet!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Flower fairy draw reminder

If you would like a chance to win a Flower Fairy bag kit, just leave a comment here or on the original post. Millie will draw a winner tomorrow before she leaves.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas greetings

The cake, pudding, mince pies, gingerbread and desserts have all been made. The tree has been decorated and the presents wrapped. My son and his wife and little Charlotte have arrived safely. So there is nothing left but to get ready for Midnight Mass and to wish each and every one of you a very happy Christmas.

You can see some of my childhood memories of Christmas over on The Dabbler and then perhaps you will know why I choose this particular carol to welcome the feast day.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Win a fairy bag kit

These are the  little Flower Fairy bags that I made for my grandchildren. They will hold a surprising number of those small toys that children love to hold.
The green bag is for Benjamin. I used little boy fairies and a masculine-looking lining so that he won't feel too embarrassed to carry his cars and dinosaurs around in it!

I have put together a complete kit: fairy panels, batting, lining, trim and cord, together with simple instructions for making the bag.  Why not start the New Year with a small project? Just leave a comment here, stating whether you would like girl or boy fairies and I will get Millie to pick out a winner when she comes for her Christmas visit.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Cable and lace

I have completed all my knitting projects for the children. As you can see, my fingers have been too busy to do any typing! It has been something of a Debbie Bliss fest, using patterns and yarns from her Simply Baby and The Baby Knits Book.


For Charlotte, a pretty lace-edged cardigan in a delicate shade of green. She is such a pretty, delicate tot that I thought this would be just right for her.
Then to keep out the wintry cold, this cable and moss stitch jacket. I made one for Millie when she was 10 months old and that has now been passed on to Benjamin. Millie now has another, so I look forward to seeing all of the grandchildren dressed in cable and moss stitch when they  come for their  Christmas visit.
Benjamin has inherited so many knitted jackets that I haven't done very much for him yet, so here's a boyish top in cable and rib.