Contrary to popular belief, Middletown is rather lovely. My daughter took these photographs (plus about 1000 more!) on her honeymoon trip to Canada last year.
The forests are spectacular.
The natives are welcoming ......
although some look a little fierce ...
The wildlife is amazing
Everyone has one of these parked behind their house
I think Peter has kept quiet about all of this in order to keep Canada free from Grockle invasion.
Or, could it be that he just hasn't noticed what is around him?